Playoff time is the right time for fun quotes. I stand by my statement. The commentators really need to think about what they're saying when they say it...or before.
To keep us occupied until next season, here are the honorable Mentions from last week:
Both times there’s been an open spot for him to get it.
And he’s taken advantage.
Working the back line.
Because he keeps finding those open spots.
A natural pick.
He’s had a lot to choose from, so this is good.
Trying to get open and frees him up completely.
Well, he tried too hard. No one wants him. Sad.
They kept things clean. Always a plus.
Now on to those football funnies of the week.
Bringing that one in.
Because he’s had his eye on her all night.
Has a chance to move.
Well, yeah. He set his sights on her and is taking the opportunity.
Here he is in the slot.
Because he got the chance.
Forced him out.
Hooks it up.
Second chances are good.
Got the chance to potentially be the free guy.
Since she turned him down after all, I’m not shocked.
And now for the doozy. Who knows why they say some of these things, but someone needs to play it back for them from time to time.
Slides through pressure.
Snicker. Isn’t that the best way to do it? Tighter the better?
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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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