Monday, December 15, 2014

Naughty Tree Trimming and Blissemas...Always a Jolly Good Time and
It's time for Blissemas and what better thing can we do, but trim the tree. Here's a sexy post about ideas for sexy ornaments that aren't on the typical tree. Being crafty is very hot!
First, the rules: 
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Now that those are out of the way, I'm sure you know about the normal, usual trimmings for the tree. Like these:

New Year Ornaments (2)
By Shkumbin Saneja (Own work)
[CC-BY-SA-3.0 (],
via Wikimedia Commons
Or these:
00498 Christbaumkugel von sanok 2012
By Silar (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons

But what if we wanted to go with something a little sexier? Or smuttier? How about a few of my suggestions for trimming the tree?

A collar might make a nice ornament. Functional and glittery. 
BDSM leather collar
By VilHaMer (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
via Wikimedia Commons
How about a few sets of Nipple Clamps? String them together for some nice garland. Sparkly!

Clover nipple clamps
By Balzac [GFDL (],
via Wikimedia Commons
Then there is the ever-popular pair of panties. Again, functional and pretty. These even have jewels. Bling, bling! Go with red and green to be even more festive!

By Local25.Local25 at de.wikipedia.
Later version(s) were uploaded by Thornard at de.wikipedia.
[Public domain], from Wikimedia Commons

How about a nice brassiere? Multiple branches can be decked out with this one. Grin.

Modern bra bandeau
By Steifer with help of Gytha (Own work)
[CC-BY-SA-3.0 (],
via Wikimedia Commons
Add a couple of these for extra fun!
By Nipplepiercing.jpg: bigbk1962 from USA derivative work: Lamilli
(This file was derived from:  Nipplepiercing.jpg) [CC-BY-SA-2.0
(], via Wikimedia Commons

Rope makes nice garland, too. 
By Nevit Dilmen (Own work)
or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (],
via Wikimedia Commons
Plus there are corsets to go around the base of the tree.
By user:Redgirl (Own work) [GFDL
or CC-BY-SA-4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0
via Wikimedia Commons
And lastly, for the star, everyone needs a tiara. The more bling, the better. 
By Alexgab93 (Own work) [GFDL (
or CC-BY-SA-4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0
via Wikimedia Commons

Wasn't that fun? I thought so. That tree would be different and not safe for work, but that's okay. Not everything has to be safe for work.

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Have a great holiday season and even more fun checking out Blissemas!


Alison Greig said...

Hi ya - great ideas for decorations but I think my MIL would frown up them....
Merry Christmas, Ali xx

Tracey Parker said...

I love the idea of nipple clamps as garland and I think I would dress mine up, but that will be a smaller kids are gone tree! Love the ideas! Thanks for sharing!

Michelle DeLeon said...

Very kinky ideas, now I'm curious to nose around pinterest etc and see if I can find a picture of a kinky Xmas tree (giggles)! Thanks for the giveaway!

kaisquared said...

Love the panties and all the bling, I can see a beautiful corset tree skirt in my head. Thanks for the ideas!

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Mannouchka said...

Very nice blog great idea the corset is very beautiful and Tiara woo
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Sherry said...

I love your decorating ideas.
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Shadow said...

Awesome ideas! Now i want to decorate a tree like that. lol maybe next year. :) If you ever do, will you post pictures? :D Id love to see what it turns out like! Thank you for all the awesomeness! Happy holidays!