Sunday, December 14, 2014

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week Fifteen


Wow. That wasn't a win. That was a massacre. Goodness. I was worried that they wouldn't pull this one out, but they did. I'm at a loss other than to say, goodness.  
Until then...here are the honorable Mentions from last week: 

"Like to play it fast and off the edge."
Who are they playing and what are they playing?

"They got penetration."
Good for them.

"He gets spilled."
But that's what they wanted, right?

"A hole opened up--it's his job to fill it."
At least he knows his job.

Lots of extensions and missing and passing. Interesting. 
Now on to those football funnies of the week.

"Good penetration."
As opposed to bad penetration?

"Gonna have another little connection right there."
A little one is better than none at all. 

"They are going short and quick."
Some like fun-sized.

"Old school bump and run."
I see. As opposed to?

"get your hands on him early."
He goes off early.

"He's got more surface to put my hands on."
Massages can be lots of fun!

And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.  

"it's a move up and back that stuns 'em."
Or it's an orgasm. Just sayin'. 


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Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?

Thank you!


Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], 
via Wikimedia Commons

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