We need a miracle and a whole lot of prayers this week. We can do it, but we need Good Andy to show up. Please, let Good Andy show up tonight.
To keep us occupied, here are the honorable Mentions from last week:
"one of the best tight ends."
of course. he's hot!
"he'll do whatever you want him to do."
he's a good boy.
"through that tiny opening."
What are they putting through that tiny opening?
"coming out of his hand very clean."
Good. He's not messy then.
They kept things clean. Always a plus.
Now on to those football funnies of the week.
"Not afraid to get up inside quick."
No. Why goof off when you can get off?
"We're gonna throw it around."
His weight? Or his ego? Or his...you know...
"He showed there's still a lot left in this guy."
He takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
That's because he's still got a lot left in him.
"Got a lot into this one."
He can't take much more!
"Buried at the 23."
In what? Tape? Rope? And is the 23 a club? It should be.
And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.
"He's the big weapon they hope to use."
It's a talent.
Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?
Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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