Monday, November 3, 2014

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week Nine

Party time! The Bengals won again. It was messy, but they did it.  They won!! Woop, woop!
Now it's time for more fun. The quotes. Gotta love them!

Here are the Honorable Mentions from last week: 

"Two sacks."
Interesting. I hope there's a menage or a MM scene involved.

"In the pocket? Another clinic."
Hmm. That sounds a little gross. Or someone needs to go to the clinic.

"Just handles it."
A true champ. Takes it like a trooper.

"He's so big he immediately gets on top of you."
If it's consensual, then go for it.

"Shaky ball handling."

Messy can be fun. Now on to those football funnies of the week.

"Found the hole."

"Moving well here and got it off."
A well-oiled machine.

"They spread it around."
They play well with others.

"Gonna snatch the ball with his hands."
Better than with his teeth.

"big open hole in there"
Guys do like that.

"blew up that hole."
With a toy or what?

And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.  

"He's bounced around."
From person to person and he likes it.


Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?

Thank you!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
via Wikimedia Commons

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