Monday, November 24, 2014

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week Twelve


Hey! We won! Woo hoo!! I'm so glad. I wasn't sure they'd pull that one out. :-) 
For more fun and since we're still the leaders of the division...
here are the Honorable Mentions from last week: 

"All three of us in the booth."
Sounds like a hot time at the nudie bar.

"hammered on the line."
But well worth the time.

"whacks right into him."
And left a mess.

"forced the ball out."
Because of that mess when he was whacked into. 

Messy can be fun. Now on to those football funnies of the week.

"good pursuit"
Well, good. At least someone is being good. Good. :-P

"3rd and long happening way too much."
So the fourth one isn't as long?

"they've gotten better within the last two weeks--six sacks and lost of turnovers."
Well at least there was some turnover-ing. Someone was happy.

"just doesn't put enough air under it."
Maybe pressure is preferred.

"falls forward into the red zone."
Kinky.

"extensive package"
Well if he's the one that fell into that red zone, then someone--or two someones--are really happy.

And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.  

"Fires deep."
They are trying to get pregnant. Too bad it's two guys, but they are having a great time practicing and succeeding at failing. Grin. 


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Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?

Thank you!


Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], 
via Wikimedia Commons

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