Bummer. That was sad! But next week is another week. Sigh.
Here are the Honorable Mentions from last week:
"very active in this first half--trying to catch his breath."
Because he plays by the halves.
"Got with some pace."
Yes, because too fast or too slow isn't good--unless you want it to be.
"he pops the ball out."
Hmm. Out of what? I'm seeing a ball cage involved here. Am I wrong?
"first time they've given it away in 100 trips."
Usually it's for sale.
Messy can be fun. Now on to those football funnies of the week.
"try to get some penetration down the middle."
On top? Or side to side? Or both? A pyramid?
"primarily a slot receiver."
And she's proud.
"gotta make 'em miss if you want big returns."
I suppose this is right, but interestingly put.
"ball's gotta come out pretty quick."
Or someone won't get off.
And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.
"if he gets it up, it's an easy catch."
Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?
Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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