Week Eight. It wasn't pretty, but it's great. We're on a winning streak again. Whew!
Here are the Honorable Mentions from last week:
"Penetration right in the hole."
Oh good. It's better than NOT in the hole.
"Trying to get wide"
For? Clarification please.
"He knifes in."
Ouch. That just sounds gross.
Agreeing is always a good thing.
"Gotta be able to haul that in."
Completing the pass is a good thing, too.
Messy can be fun. Now on to those football funnies of the week.
"a big hole up the middle."
Much better than a hole on the side.
"Let's see when this squirts out."
When he's done, I'd think.
"Came out of the stack with great pursuit"
He likes being in that stack.
"Helped blow open the hole for twelve."
For twelve? Holy shit! That's one helluva hole.
"Not happy about the contact after the release."
Well, be that way.
"Lots of backs, lots of action."
Sounds like a nice line-up.
And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.
"Came out for five-wides."
Uh...does that mean the individual really takes it in? I think I need pictures.
Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?
Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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