Sunday, September 21, 2014

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - Week Three


It's already week three. I swear, this season is moving at lightning speed. 
So moving right along, here are the Honorable Mentions!

"Didn't allow him to get the easy outside release."
Because the harder inside one is more fun.

"Too deep and good coverage - gets double teamed."
Sounds like orgy fun to me.

"Who can stick it into tight spots."
Well? Who can?

"Could've been the tight end."
He could've been, but he's been around too long. He's gotten rather loose.

The Honorable Mentions are fun, but it's time to sling those Quotes of the Week. 

"Excellent ball handling."
A guy does love a person who has good ball handling skills. Makes life easier. 

"Really exposed that time."
Well, the ass-less chaps look is in. Plus, it really worked for him.

"Too big of a body to let go."
Yes, they've asked him to come back over and over.

"Slide into that soft spot."
Better than finding the hard spot.

"The risk you run when you're aggressive in your own end."
Um... hmm. This sounds like self harm, but I'm not sure. Or he blew out an o-ring.

"A little bit of pressure on your face."
That does tend to please some people. Could be messy, though.

"Stop everything up the middle and force it outside."
Photos wanted. I need to see how this is done. 

The Doozy of the Week is the most fun to find. It's devious, decadent and usually pervy. Hee hee. 
"Bring a guy and put him right on top."
Of...the puppy pile! Fetish, bdsm and orgy all in one. I like!


FACTOID: 

The Hall of Fame Game is held in Canton, Ohio at the Pro Football Hall of Fame. The game is held in August after the induction ceremony.

My Bengals won 33-7 over the Titans. I love it. 3-0 for the season, so far. Nice. Here's to keeping up the momentum! Gooooo  Bengals!!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
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