Sunday, September 14, 2014

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - Week Two


So we are in week two of the season. Seems like preseason just started. Wow. Time flies. 
I've been looking and listening innocently for new quotes. I've got some great ones. 
But first! The Honorable Mentions!

"shown to the package" 
They needed help finding it. It was lost.

"Has to learn how to swallow disorder."
Sounds like a template for what to do in an orgy...or at the end of the orgy.

"A little messy, but tasty."
Again, notes for the end of the orgy.

"He's a distributor."
What is it with the orgy talk? Or does this guy just get around?

"I'm sure he enjoyed the sack."
To be fair, this was about landing on the ground, but I had the vision of a guy getting tea bagged.
Yeah, I'm bad. 

And now for the quotes of the week. If you thought the honorable mentions were bad...you ain't seen nothin' yet!

"Crushed 51 balls."
Yeah, they went there. I feel bad for the guy who either had one ball or only one played with.

"That's the last thing you want to see coming...that monster."
Dick or dong?

"Doesn't always look that great."
Well, some aren't into the dong. They like realism.

"Run stunt up front."
Cuz she's really shallow or he's lonely?

"Let them work this a little." 
Dance, boy, dance!

"You'd better get someone on this guy!"
Yes, he's done dancing alone and he's bored.

"he doesn't get what he deserves."
He's been a good boy, but sometimes the shaft will come.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. I can't make this stuff up!

"On the back side, getting the big guy."
Wooo hoooo! Let's have some pictures of this big guy and whoever is getting it on the back side.


The Bengals had a good outing this week. They beat the Falcons, 24-10. It wasn't always pretty and there were some injuries, but we won. Not too shabby.

Gooooooo Bengals!!!!!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], 
via Wikimedia Commons

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