Sunday, August 24, 2014

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - Preseason, Week Three

The Bengals are playing the late game, so I have no idea what the score will be. I'm watching, though.

So while I'm watching, here are the Honorable Mentions: 

"Playing some center, called for the hold."
Now that sounds more like a play during group play, not football.

"Hopped into it, but lost his balance."
Ouch. Sounds like it might have fallen out.

"Got it in his hands and able to pull it out of there."
Um... usually if it's in his hands, then you're feeding it in there...wherever there is.

"If he'd have been fully extended, he thought he could've pulled that in."
Snort. Sounds like he's reeling in or out his dick.

Okay, so it's time for the funnies of the week. Be ready to smile.

"They call this route the bang eight."

"Go back deep in their own end."
Self play... odd.

"Jumped off early."
Well, that's not fun. Someone wants to finish. 

"He can shred you apart."
Wowie. Sounds like he's the man!

"drops him for a loss."
Because he was a bad date? 

"a little tight end screen."
See, he learned. Now he's screening them before he dates them.

"Able to get it up and hit it down."
Um...hmm...Harm turns him on? Just wondered.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. 

"Nice ues of your new toy over there."
Keeping with the banging, bdsm theme...he's got a new toy. Hope the toy serves him well. 

Now I'm off to watch the rest of the game. Lots of penalties and I don't like that. Grr. 

Come on Cincy. Let's do this!!

Enjoy the funnies and thanks for reading. :-)

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
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