Monday, December 30, 2013

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - WEEK EIGHTEEN - PLAYOFF BOUND!

Eighteen weeks come and gone. Eleven wins and five losses. Eight and zero at home. It’s been a mighty fine year for those Bengals. Proud of you. Here’s to a great postseason!

Now, let’s get to those Honorable Mentions!

“...with a big stick...”
Endowed. Nice.

“...solidified the back end...”
Gooey doesn’t sound like a lot of fun.

“...hand gets extended up the middle....”

And now for the Quotes of the Week. Some of these are real winners.

“...goes over the top to White...”
Maybe there’s a chain of command?

“...talked about protection—here’s the adjustment....”
Does someone need to find his cup? Or his rubber?

“ the slot to the right...”
Maybe that’s the hot spot? Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.

“...traditional tight end position...”
Traditional is good. Very good.

“....they get it off...”
Aw, now that’s not nice. At least use his or her name, not it.

“....used his legs today when he needed it...”
He needed extra leverage.

Now for the Doozy of the Week. This was said on national television and I still can’t believe it.
“...Five downs with his legs today....”
“...those legs are weapons....”

The man has some great legs. It’s apparent. Look out for those weapons.

The Ravens...for every up there is a down. The Really Good Andy Dalton and the Not So Great Andy Dalton showed up, but that didn’t stop us. We netted us some birds and now we’re playoff bound! Who Dey!!

 Thanks for reading and Go Bengals!! Let’s take it all the way!

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