Monday, November 4, 2013

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - WEEK NINE

Well... the Dolphins ended up being a bigger foe than we expected. That's okay. 6-3 isn't anything to sniff at. Snicker. 

Are you ready for some funny quotes? I am. Here we go!!

But first, let me mention the Honorable Mentions...those quotes that were not quite right for last week... or came on Monday night.

“...all over the field - inside/outside...everywhere...”
Thanks Captain Obvious. 

 “...looks like he's a dead duck and then he keeps his feet moving...”
He's talented.

And now for those quotes this week. Some real zingers in this bunch.

“...Stuck in the slot...”
Bet he likes it. 

 “...Gets off under no duress...”
Some people don't like having hardships in getting off.

 “...Seven sets of hands on that ball...”
Heaven, he's in heave. 

 “...the three man rush...”
Is there a woman in the middle?

 “...I'd continue to pound the ball...”
Then have at it!

And now for that Doozy of the Week:

 “...Trying to hogtie the wild boar...”
I'm not sure if he's talking about football or hunting. Kinky, though. Very kinky. 

Thanks for reading. Hopefully your team won and if they didn't, well, there's always next week. 
Stay tuned for my picks from Week Eight!

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