Monday, October 28, 2013

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - WEEK EIGHT

Who dey! Who dey! Holy crap it's a good season so far. 6-2! Who knew? The Jets kind of rolled over and played dead, but it happens. 

Are you ready for some funny quotes? I am. Here we go!!

But first, let me mention the Honorable Mentions...those quotes that were not quite right for last week... or came on Monday night.

“ good as he is, he goofed up...”
Thanks Captain Obvious. 

 “...overconfidence in his arm...”
That happens sometimes.

And now for those quotes this week. Some real zingers in this bunch.

“...checked down and leaked right out...”
Leaked? Messy. Okay for television? Must be.

 “...has to find a way to push himself through this slump...”
I'm sure he'll find a way.

 “...getting out blocked...”
He needs to up his game. Maybe its that slump or overconfidence in his arm. 

 “...two impact plays...”
Cue the 'oof', 'guffaw', and 'groan' sound effects.

 “...the man’s coming back...getting on a roll...”
Wow. Well, see? He's got his game on!

And now for that Doozy of the Week:

 “...getting your split a little wider...”
I can only go so far before something breaks. Was that the point? Breaking? Yeeouch! 

Thanks for reading. Hopefully your team won and if they didn't, well, there's always next week. 
Stay tuned for my picks from Week Eight!

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