Monday, October 21, 2013

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback WEEK SEVEN

This week the Bengals almost lost it. They did. Four seconds to go and a 54 yard field goal?!?! Holy crap! My heart about stopped. Speaking of heart stopping...the quotes have been hysterical. Read on. 

But first, let me mention the Honorable Mentions...those quotes that were not quite right for last week... or came on Monday night.

"He finds a big, gaping hole."
They do like big holes. 

"Really nice job of feeling the outside."
He needs to work up to great job.

And now for those quotes this week. Some real zingers in this bunch.

"Untouched and able to get in his face."
Must've been a race.

"The deepest penetration throughout this entire game."
Was it double penetration?

"No safety in the middle and all locked up."
Now they're doing bondage. Hot dog!

"Hooked up twice in the end zone."
In front of all those people?

"He got penetration in his face."
As long as no one got hurt and everyone agreed, game on! 

And now for that Doozy of the Week:

"Great throttle response."
Okay, it was from racing, but it's a doozy. Hee hee. All guys wanted a good throttle response. If it's great, then even better. 

Thanks for reading. Hopefully your team won and if they didn't, well, there's always next week. 
Stay tuned for my picks from Week Eight!

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