Thursday, October 17, 2013

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - WEEK SIX - A tad Late


The Bengals triumphed over the Bills in overtime. Hey, I'll take it. A win is a win no matter how messy. So I'm a tad late on the football quotes. It's been a zany week and only going to get crazier. Now I believe it's time for some funny football!!!

But first, let me mention the Honorable Mentions...those quotes that were not quite right for last week... or came on Monday night.

"Got it out there in a hurry."
He doesn't mess around. Wonder if his name was ZZ?

"Held him up to give him a chance to rip it out of there."
Wow. Just...wow... I do wonder. What is he ripping?

Could get messy.

And now for those quotes this week. Some real zingers in this bunch.

"Comes up the middle hard."
Always good to stick to the middle--at least at first. Then you can meander.

"Muddy middle, muddy front--never know what you've got."
Outdoor fun is, well, fun. But it can get...er.. messy.

"A lot of big bodies on this line."
They get paid well for it, too.

"He squirts through."
Did he use a tissue afterwards?

"Forcing out the ball."
As long as no one got hurt and everyone agreed, game on! 

"Trying to cut him off on the backside."
This could be the doozy of the week. I'm speechless. They can put that on national television? Again?

And now for that Doozy of the Week:

"Hammering him."
Snort. Bet he liked the hammering. Liked it a lot and wanted more. Just sayin. 

Thanks for reading. Hopefully your team won and if they didn't, well, there's always next week. 
Stay tuned for my picks from Week Seven!




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