Thursday, February 14, 2013

Super Bowl Football Funnies of the Week!


The Super Bowl was full of fun quotes. These are some of the best, right here for you! Enjoy!

"...goes out to dinner two times a week with Flacco..."
Did someone leak dating plans? Aww! That's nice!

"...opened up Dennis Pitta..."
Wow. Okay, that's a new move they didn't expect.

"...walloped by Willis..."
Did they do that after the Pitta opening? Might get messy.

"...athletic and big..."
Generally what men and women want. Grin.

"...ball squirts out..."
Won't that hurt? I wouldn't know, since I don't have balls (depending on who you ask)...Hmm...

"...action on the outside, steps and brings it back wide..."
Well, we know he's a go-getter!

"...hands usually so secure..."
Then someone needs to give him glue. Or take away the lube.

This is my favorite:
"...able to wiggle in traffic..."
Multi-talented...nice!

Snicker. Hope you enjoyed the season through my warped sense of humor. Definitely going to bring this back for the 2013-14 season. What was your favorite quote? Let me know and stay tuned for the NASCAR Quotes of the Week, starting next week!

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