Megan says she and the boys went on a mini-vacation. Now you tell me... the three of them are vampires. Where the heck can they really go? It's not like they're gonna hang out on the beach.
She asked me to post a hottie. Um... ok.
Is it bad that the first thing that came to mind was, don't get that car soap on your junk. It could sting.
I'm warped, but you prolly guessed that by the company I keep.